Just thought I’d share this little tidbit before I head out for the night.
Scene: at the mall, with my mom
Me: So I’m going off the pill. I’m tired of taking it every day. It’s been ten years.
Mom: So what are you going to do then?
Me: Don’t worry, we’re using other protection.
About twenty minutes go by. We’re now in Sephora.
Mom: You know what? I’m excited that an accident might happen and you’ll have a baby!
Umm. No Mom. That would not be exciting.